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 Post subject: Darth Jar Jar? Apparently That Almost Happened
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2015 1:50 pm 
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Lunatik can just ignore this thread. ;)

Read this (try to get through the whole thing without facepalming) I did facepalm, but finished it and I will admit that my mind was kind of blown.

http://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/this-guy-ju ... jar#page-1

Coupled with this tweet:

Ahmed BEst‏@ahmedbest
I will say this, it feels really good when the hidden meaning behind the work is seen. No matter how long it takes. #TPM

He also did an AMA a while back where he claims that Jar Jar's story was changed dramatically. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ ... wn/cgtzef8

(Of course that could have just been because the character was garbage too)

Basically the gist of the premise outlined above was that Jar Jar was pretending to be incompetent (much like when Luke met Yoda in Empire) but it continued for the entire movie, and that when they zoomed in on Palpatine at the end of Episode 1, the original cut actually zoomed in on Jar Jar. No shit.

Other speculation includes that the Sith Duo started out with Jar Jar and Darth Maul, then Jar Jar recruited Palpatine after Maul's death. But Palpatine then used Anakin to overthrow Jar Jar and become the master, but with an "uncertain death" ending.

Had this gone down as was speculated it could have been one of the most awesome movie trolls in the history of everything. And with Disney at the helm, it still might be.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2015 2:55 am 
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I will not ignore it. Fuck Star Wars/Trek

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Lunatik wrote:
I will not ignore it. Fuck Star Wars/Trek

Yeah, well go fuck your hat. :)

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 Post subject: Re: Darth Jar Jar? Apparently That Almost Happened
PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 8:21 am 
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Ron Swanson wrote:
Lunatik wrote:
I will not ignore it. Fuck Star Wars/Trek

Yeah, well go fuck your hat. :)
its too loose and floppy like my ex

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